A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”
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The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt...
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Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed...
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this is from april the 1st anyway so but omfg you guys a bow tie and a tweed coat
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...just too awesome
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beautiful thing! xD
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perfect world though.
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